It is now thirteen years since Trystan Swale wrote his
article about me entitled Blogging Costs
Jobs. A screenshot can be seen in the illustration above and here is the
text. The original is long gone. Trystan has a habit of jumping from platform
to platform, deleting everything he leaves behind afterwards:
Blogging Costs Jobs
Until very recently
Ben Emlyn-Jones was a hospital porter. Then he got sacked from his job;
seemingly for some of the content he has posted to his blog and on YouTube. It
is a tale that is a lesson to bloggers, podcasters and vidcasters in general.
And at a time when securing new employment can be very tough it makes my skin
itch.
I know Ben through my
attendance at various Skeptics in the Pub events and paranormal conferences. I
don't think he'd mind me saying that he believes the New World Order conspiracy; his blog Hospital Porters Against the New World Order
makes that abundantly clear. I don't agree with a lot of what Ben writes, but
when we see each other we are able to discuss our different world views without
getting abusive, running off and throwing tantrums.
The full version of
Ben's side of the story is here, see: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2025/01/thirteen-years-on.html.
In brief, it seems Ben was sacked after a complaint was received from a member
of the public, alleging he was behaving in an unprofessional way on the
internet. The material used against Ben at his disciplinary hearing included
three vidcasts he had pieced together for his YouTube channel. As these are
freely available on YouTube, I've embedded them below. Watch at least twenty
seconds of each and you'll get the idea.
Trytan Swale
is a contemporary folklorist and a former paranormal/fortean investigator. This
blog is a collection of his thoughts on the dead, the damned, critical thinking
and things that probably do not exist.
Trystan Swale's
Article Blogging Costs Jobs
As regular
HPANWO-readers will know, I'm different from many of my fellow conspiracy and paranormal
researchers in that that I often attend skeptic events. With the rise of conspiratorial
awareness and interest in the supernatural, the skeptic movement has similarly
burgeoned and organized itself as a reaction, and has become an antithesis of
our own world; with conferences, groups, websites, internet forums writers,
researchers and speakers all with a surprisingly similar structure, see: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2024/10/qed-conference-2024.html.
I've come to know a few of the people involved in this community, like Jack of Kent. One person who keeps dropping in at all
of these conferences and events is Trystan Swale.
I first met Trystan
in 2010 at the Weird 10 Conference in Warminster. He is an internet radio host
and had a stall for his old Righteous Indignation podcast. This appears to be
now defunct and Trystan is between shows at the moment. Rather like a mirror of
myself, Trystan the skeptic often delves in to the "wacky" world of
the "Woo-osphere". Although I've not yet seen him yet at Probe or AV,
he does attend the Fortean, "demi-monde"-type conferences like Weird
and ASSAP. I always take time out to chat with him and we get on well despite
our ideological differences... then again if I disliked everybody who disagreed
with me I'd be a pretty lonely person! Also throughout history we've often seen
many examples of relationships that appear to be bonded not in spite of, but
because of differing opinions. A classic example is Arthur Conan Doyle and
Harry Houdini. I always remember that there was a boy at my school who was
involved in a die-hard Marxist group called the Workers' Socialist League and
he spent most of his time hanging out with the leader of the school's Young
Conservative club (Well, he was the Young Conservative club to be honest;
nobody else ever joined!) When I saw that Trystan has written an article about
my recent expulsion from the Hospital Portering Service I was worried for a moment
that I was about to get a skepti-bashing, but actually he has let me off quite
lightly. He's avoided judgmental statements and treated the incident as a
misfortune. He also believes as strongly as I do in free speech; believe me I'd
kick up like hell if I heard that a skeptic was about to lose their job for
their beliefs, which is why I supported Simon Singh in his legal case. Trystan
makes an attempt to see both sides of the story, being sympathetic my own
cause, yet putting himself in the shoes of the Management, as he sees it. I
suppose I have to accept that in a way my own literary and cinematic style
backfired on me. My lack of tact and inhibition, along with my disdain for
political correctness, has always meant that I am vulnerable to actions like
these. However this was not an oversight on my part, but a deliberate policy;
I've always admired satirical comedy. Some of my favourite sit-coms were the
serials starring the character Alf Garnett, played by Warren Mitchell. These
programmes have been totally disowned by their producer, the BBC, yet I think
they're a brilliant indictment on racism and general social ignorance, and I
must admit that Alf did inspire my character Butt U Doonuthin in the Microchip a Muslim Day video. I've
always treated my viewers as intelligent intellectuals capable of more than
just one-dimensional literal thinking, and the mostly positive feedback I've
received from them seems to vindicate that. However the problem with satire is
that it can always be misinterpreted, either by accident or deliberately: in
other words, an attack by false misinterpretation, feigned naivete,
"twisting things". This did actually go through my head when I first
published Microchip in September
2010. I wondered to myself, What if somebody gets the wrong idea? Have I made
it clear through the dialogue, style and costume etc that this is a satire? I
hope this won't make people at work think I'm a racist... and so on. A couple
of weeks went past and I got lots of positive comments, and no more rude ones
than I normally get from the troll element. Also, I knew that within a
fortnight or so all my viewers at work would probably have seen it, including
many of my bosses, so if there was anything they regarded as a bit dodgy they'd
probably have had a quiet word with me and asked me nicely to remove it, or at
least make changes to it. My bosses and I generally got on well and if they had
any criticism of me it was usually carried out in an informal and cooperative
manner. I think if that had happened I'd have probably agreed to their request,
either by producing it again in a toned-down remake or putting up a disclaimer
of some kind. However after a week or two more I relaxed in the knowledge that
my fears were unfounded. Everybody who saw the video understood that the satire
was as plain and blatant as I tried to make it.
Trystan has guessed
correctly that my film David Icke's New
Book is a parody of the cover of one of that author's previous titles, I am Me- I am Free. Also, as I
explained, it is not indecent really and if it were YouTube would have removed
it. It is there to make a serious point and, as I say, I like to do this in my
own way and have no concern for potential oversensitive viewers who take things
too literally. Actually if we pursue this line of analysis then almost anything
could be seen as offensive when presented in that way. The Big Issue recently published an article about how some
Americans are complaining about British children's TV shows, they are supposed
to be indoctrinating their youth with subversive radical liberal themes. Teletubbies is said to contain
anarcho-syndicalist undertones because Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po live in a state of communal economic and social equilibrium inspired
by the conclusion of Marx and Engels' The
Communist Manifesto. Noddy and Big Ears are clearly a homosexual couple
because they live in the same house and every time they meet Mr Plod there are
hints in the dialogue that they would like a civil partnership. To apply that
to HPANWO TV: My Che Gue-Veitch films insult both the Scots and French people
because I talk with a fake Scottish accent and wear a beret. Also Charles doing the Washing-Up is male
chauvinistic and is encoded with extreme anti-feminist propaganda, because it
attacks housewives. You see where this mindset could lead? If I comply with it
I will spend my whole life tip-toeing around with my shoulders hunched and my
arms pressed to my sides, vetting every move I make and word I say just in case
one of the billions of people who use the internet decides to complain about
it. I will never do that!
Trystan tried to see
it from the management's point of view, and I think in my report linked above I
made an attempt to relate their case to the reader too; you'll notice that I
quote them several times when they explained their position to me at the
hearing. Actually in the above cases the only reason I didn't cooperate with
them was not so much the accusation itself, but the suspicious way that it
suddenly arose and the violence with which management reacted against me. I explain
in my report, that is not how they normally operate and it's a huge coincidence
that this complaint arose at that moment in time and in the form that it did.
If I had hurled racial abuse at somebody while on duty then I would have been
suspended on the spot in that fashion, and would have richly deserved it. All
accusations of gross misconduct are acted upon in that way; so, as I said in my
report, I have ask myself if my suspension had another motive. Being instantly
suspended in that way was effectively a declaration of war, as was the most
serious and hurtful allegation made against me, and also the most outrageous
and grotesque, which Trystan does not address in his article. The accusation
that I bullied another member of staff. The idea that I would ever do such a
thing strikes right at the heart of my persona and self-esteem... and perhaps
it's meant to. It becomes yet more curious when you understand that the
"complaint" against me must have been fast-tracked. The Trust
receives far more complaints and adverse incident reports than you might think;
in fact a figure quoted to me by my union was 30,000 a month. That's a thousand
a day! I can well believe it because I've received training in Health and
Safety. I was a manual-handling officer and trainer for many years and I've had
to submit quite a few of these reports myself. I found that the average
processing time is about two to three months and this seems to be acceptable.
Priority is given to cases of severe clinical hazards that pose severe danger
to the wellbeing of patients and personnel. However this complaint against me
was dealt with in eight days, maybe sooner because there was a weekend and one
day of my leave in between. So my situation was regarded as being of the
highest possible importance to Management and it was processed and acted on
immediately.
The other night I
called a friend in the Truth Movement to tell them what had happened, somebody
who used to present an online TV show. They had already found out about my
dismissal, but said very forthrightly that they thought there was nothing
suspicious about it; they dismissed my concerns and thought that I'd made a
mistake. I was dismayed at their attitude, but I didn't get angry with them. I
have to accept that not everybody is going to believe me. I can sympathize in a
way, especially if one is not familiar with hospitals and how they work. And it
is true that I have no direct evidence at all, only overwhelming circumstantial
evidence. I still think I did the right thing. I was put on the spot and had to
make a decision on what my line of defence would be and I choose that one. I
could have ignored all the suspicious coincidences and breaches of normal practice
and fought the case on management's turf, but I chose not to. Whatever the
rights and wrongs, it's over now, for better or worse.
Soon afterwards I regretted this article, cringing at its overfriendly
and beseeching tone. This is not least because
a few months later Trystan was to turn against me very suddenly in a
completely unprovoked attack, see:
https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2014/12/trystan-swale-on-ben-emlyn-jones.html. I am recording the experience here for
posterity. Maybe a reader can learn from both my successes and mistakes.