Thursday, 23 November 2017

Fantastic Dignity Statement

I was walking along the street today when I saw a young woman walking towards me on a city street. I stood aside to let her past and she said "thank you." I looked carefully at her and realized that I recognized her. It was "Miss Stuck-up Little Bitch Nurse" who I describe in the background links below... Actually there are about a dozen people to whom I've given that nickname, but this individual has probably done the most to earn it. As soon as she had passed I started singing this following porters' song at her departing back:
Porters' Dignity
Porters' Dignity
Porters' Dignity
And Porters' Dignity
Porters' Dignity
Oh, Porters' Dignity
Porters' Dignity
And Porters' Dignity

Porters' Pride
Porters' Pride
Porters' Pride
And Porters' Pride
Porters' Pride
Oh, Porters' Pride
Porters' Pride
And Porters' Pride

"Miss Stuck-up Little Bitch Nurse" did not respond and just kept walking, but her gait became more hasty and rigid, exactly like it used to when I used dignity statements against her when I served at the hospital alongside her. As I say in the background links, only ever use dignity statements in situations where your target really deserves them; and I can assure you, she does. I've not seen her since my unfair dismissal from the NHS, but I've never forgotten her. I don't know whether she called the police about my actions, but if she did I can just imagine the response: "Hello, Thames Valley Police... You'd like to report a man harassing you on the street. That's a very serious offence. Very well, madam, what form did this harassment take... He sang a song? What kind of song?... What?... He sang a song about 'porters' dignity'? What else did he do?... Nothing?... What? Nothing at all?... Then why do you consider this harassment?" Today's experience has made me realize that I might have been out of the Hospital Portering Service for six years now, but the dignity statement still serves a purpose.
And: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/physical-dignity-statements.html.

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