I've been working on my hospital porters "hall of
fame" over the years and I'm always looking for new names to add to it.
Sometimes an individual's service is rumoured or unconfirmed so in that case I
tend to hold back from publication until I'm certain. I'd hate to commit the
worst kind of third party stolen valour, see: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2021/12/mick-jaggers-service-confirmed.html.
I have long been repeating the rumour that Marc Almond used to be a HP. This
refers to the famous musician from the days of New Wave synth-pop. He was one
half of the duo act Soft Cell and they had many great hits including timeless
classics like Torch and Tainted Love. Unlike his fellow rock
star Mick Jagger, I have found no evidence that Marc ever served as a HP. His
most accurate biographies say he trained in art, drama and music from childhood
and after school graduated from Southport
College and then Leeds Polytechnic.
It was at the latter that he met David Ball in 1977 and founded Soft Cell. He
did some acting in his youth and starred in a few plays, but apart from that, music
has been his only profession. I think the story of Marc being a HP comes from
another urban myth that is truly revolting. He was supposedly admitted to
hospital once and had to have his stomach pumped because it was engorged with
semen after he had performed oral sex continuously at an orgy upon hundreds of
men. This is false. It is actually a copycat jibe that has been spread about a
number of other musical celebrities for many decades. Other targets of this
joke are Rod Stewart, Elton John, Britney Spears, Jon Bon Jovi and even that
real HP Mick Jagger. If you come across this rumour again, know that it is
untrue. It's actually not possible physically. Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rock-star-stomach-pump/.
So both rumours about Marc Almond are untrue. He was neither a hospital patient,
with that affliction, nor a porter.
Monday 14 October 2024
Friday 4 October 2024
Must-Have HP Memorabilia
An Ebay seller called "retired-2020" has put on
sale a unique piece of hospital portering keepsake. His or her list appears to
consist entirely of old corporate branded giveaways and this particular item
was brought to my attention by a brother porter. It is a keyring with a fob sporting
the logo or Carillion PLC. It's about three and a half inches across. Source: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315805854978.
I am definitely not a fan of Carillion and spoke out against its partnership
with OxRad; but like it or loathe it, it is a part of HPing history. It is even
rarer because, of course, the organization that issued it has ceased to exist,
see: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2018/01/carillion-collapse-update.html.
This is the equivalent of a medal from the Battle
of the Somme or a button from General Patton's tunic.
And unlike military antiques, this one only costs three pounds. How wonderful
low demand is for the HPing anorak! I'd like to buy this myself and I will in a
week or so, but I thought I'd let readers know first in case you want it
instead. If so then by all means get in there first. I already have a rich
collection of old hospital portering relics. If it is not sold after that
period I shall snap it up and add it.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2022/03/hp-on-ebay.html.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2022/03/hp-on-ebay.html.
Wednesday 2 October 2024
HP's Live here!
Above is a picture of an excellent doormat that warns
everybody in advance that hospital porters live there! I would get one, but I
live with a pair of civilians in a ground floor flat. Even if you're not a HP
you could get one to bluff away unwanted callers. The ODO pushers, people like
"Jack", see here for background: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2023/05/i-lied-to-jack.html,
will never touch your doorbell I guarantee! The HP's doormat can be bought at
an online store called Temu. Source: https://www.temu.com/uk/.
If you put "chairs" into the search box you'll see they also sell
some porters' beds. There are two white ones for £39.09. See here for details: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2021/10/porters-bed.html.
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