This kind of dignity statement is a variation of third party
one, see background links below, but it is actually much easier because your
stooge is not present. The way to carry out this dignity statement is purely
opportunistic; it's not really possible to plan it beforehand. Also not all
porters have the role where they are in the right position because they don't
often talk on the telephone in front of civilian staff. Primarily it's the
providence of the departmental porter rather than somebody from the lodge. If
you happen to take a phone call or make one in a public place, for instance at
a nurses station, and somebody happens to turn up who would make an appropriate
dignity statement target; then if it feels right, as always, this is what you do. During the conversation on the phone, slip in words like: "Yes, but we
are porters with a lot of porters' pride and dignity which nobody can take away
from us. A lot of them try, but they fail and it drives them nuts..." As
with the dignity statement where your stooge is present, do not look at your target. Only ever keep
your gaze in the position you normally do when addressing somebody on the
phone. If the call is a video communication, keep your eyes on the stooge where
his or her image appears on the monitor screen. Even after the stooge has ended
the call and you have not yet made a dignity statement; if you are holding the
receiver and those around you don't know the call is over, you can pretend you
are still on the call and deliver the dignity statement followed by: "...Anyway.
Thanks for the call. Bye bye." and put down the phone. ("Stooge" is a term I use for the third party in a third party dignity statement.) After your call is
over, act normally. Return to your normal duties by walking away, keeping your
eyes averted from your target. If you are lucky you might catch his or her
richly-deserved wince of humiliation in your peripheral vision.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2013/07/physical-dignity-statements.html.
And: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-gas-spanner-programme-2.html.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2013/07/physical-dignity-statements.html.
And: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-gas-spanner-programme-2.html.
Stooge sounds like an insult. What do you mean by it?
ReplyDeleteFair enough, Anon; I should explain because I've checked and I have not done before. "Stooge" is simply a term I use for the third party in a third party dignity statement. I will edit the article.
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