From now on I will be calling any chair with a straight back
and no arms a "porter's bed". Why is that, Ben? I hear you ask. It's
because of the traditional sleeping posture of the hospital porter. First, sit
down on the porter's bed and place your feet firmly and flat on the floor. Lean back of
the chair back as far as you can and sit bolt upright. Now, fold your arms
tightly and high up on your chest. Lean your head to one side until you feel
your neck muscles relax. That's it; sweet dreams!
