The Most Dangerous Man in Britain was a HP!

 

No, it's not me, despite what you might have heard. I'm talking about Ian Bone. That epithet was pasted onto him by The Sunday People, a typical British redtop. I first came across Ian Bone as a teenager because for a while in the '80's and '90's his journal became popular enough to appear on the shelves of WH Smith and other mainstream newsagents. Class War immediately caught the shopper's eye with its skull-and-crossbones banner. I was curious enough to read a few issues of "Britain's most unruly tabloid", which was its own motto. Class War caused outrage and scandal. It was full of swearing, extreme rhetoric and completely devoid of any attempt at diplomacy, to put it mildly. For example, I read its report on the fire at Windsor Castle in 1992 and remember part of it well: "It was brilliant wasn't it? Unfortunately the whole pile didn't burn down and 'Her Maj' was not in at the time. To think working class firemen risked their lives to put out the blaze! Bollocks to that!" When a police chief was hospitalized by a heart attack the paper encouraged readers to send flowers to his wife and to address them to his "widow" even though eventually the man recovered. Bone also organized "Bash the rich!" protests during which he would incite the harassment of what he called "penguin suited wankers!" Such activities, of course, would be totally illegal today and even back then Bone got into terrible trouble with the law. His prosecutions were for him all part of the "struggle!" He was an ultra-left anarchist, and seems still to be so today at the age of seventy-seven. During my lost weekend as a trade unionist I once asked one of the conveners who read Militant about Bone's anarchists. He replied: "They have only one rule: there are no rules; and sometimes they break that rule." (I'll say more about NHS trade union culture in a future article.) Even in those days I found it hard to take Class War seriously. Looking back at it now I see it as a form of unintentional black comedy. See here for the archive: https://libcom.org/article/class-war-newspaper. (These days Ian Bone writes a blog which I will not link to because Blogger will probably delete this article, but it's quite easy to find.)

I certainly do not share Ian Bone's political views, if indeed you can even call them that. However, he was indeed a hospital porter. He comes from Wiltshire, but has spent most of his life in Swansea, Wales. Today he lives in Bristol. He studied politics at university and started his first anarchist group in 1966. He took part in a massive protest against the South African rugby team's tour of Wales in 1969. However, most importantly of all, he also served as a porter at the city's Singleton Hospital. Source: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/ian-bone-class-war-anarchist-19454850. You might be shocked and appalled at Bone's words and actions; and I oppose a lot of what he said and did, but he was still a HP. I've known far worse people than Ian Bone who were HP's, see: https://hpanwo-hpwa.blogspot.com/2023/12/hps-and-psychos.html. For better or worse, agree or disagree, the fact that Ian was a HP means that he and I share a common destiny. He is now elderly and suffers from Parkinson's disease which is very sad. I salute my Extremely Proud and Dignified Brother HP and wish him all the best.